This HTML wonder lurketh in a digital part of Finland, EU, striving to energize the lacklustre halo of a Markus Kajo — a nocturnal hack who scrapes a living by putting together lugubrious tv entertainment programmes, books revolving around hardships of everyday life and the unoriginal dogma that everything was better in the 60's (excepting the number of Feng-Shui books printed in Celtic languages, quality of tap-water in Rumania and the diameter of Plain Vanilla run-of-the-mill colonoscopy probes).
If you enjoy an authentic guffaw once in a while and do have a Fennophone friend, you might consider giving one of Mr. Kajo's books to him/her, rather than setting your friend's body hair on fire. Might save you a wheelbarrowful of money in lawyers' fees and still produce a good laugh or two.
The latest publication of said Mr. Kajo, titled Kettusen paluu: Ihmisen käsikirja translates roughly as "The Manual of Man", or "Mr. K's Handbook of Homo Sapiens Sapiens Melancholicissimus", ISBN: 951-0-27976-5, 320 pages, extremely eccentric photographic illustrations, weight 530 grams.
As the superbly cunning title implies, the tome puts together everything there is to know about being a human being - and discloses the heavily guarded secret about Finnish humour: such animal really does exist albeit by the skin of it's false teeth.
Contrary to a popular belief Mr. Kajo is normaler than most people aren't.
Thank you for stretching your attention span this far.
We know this must've been a hell for you to muddle through.